Break A Leg is a mission in the mod.


  • Find A Vehicle
  • Drive Mike to the hospital


Neil walks up to Mike's house and finds Mike standing on the Roof, fiddling at the attic window of his house. Neil calls up to him, which gets his attention

Neil: Hey, Mike!

Mike: Oh, hi there Neil!

Neil: Hey...what're you doing up there?

Mike: see, it's kind of a long story-

Neil: I've got time.

Neil crosses his arms as Mike continues to speak

Mike: Right, well, I read online that the IAA was gonna start using drones to listen in on us in our houses. So, you know, I'm covering my roof with all this here tin foil so whatever they try to beam down beams back to them, and I decide to go back inside because I forgot the nailgun, and it turns out I locked myself out of my window.

Neil: Aw bummer.

Mike: Yeah, it's a "bummer" indeed.

Neil: Right...stay there, I'll find a ladder-

Mike: No, no, don't get a ladder. I'll jump down.

Neil: Ho...hold up. You're gonna jump down?

Mike: Fuck yeah! Real ninjas do that all the time, and I'm a ninja-

Neil: No, you're a conspiracy theorist who's played too many of them video games.

Mike: What?

Neil: Nothing. Look, just stay there, I'll get a ladder, you can climb down-

Mike: No, I'll jump down and land on both my feet!

Neil: No-Mike, no. You're gonna break your legs or something-

Mike: No I won't-

Neil: Yes you will.

Mike: Watch me.

Mike jumps off the roof and ends up falling onto the front lawn. Mike screams in pain as Neil casually walks over to him and kneels over next to him

Neil: What's the matter, broke your legs?

Mike: ankle's twisted...fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Neil: Told you-

Mike: Fuck that!

Neil: Need a ride to the hospital?

Mike: Yeah, sure.

The player gains control of Neil. The player is instructed to find a vehicle

The player finds a vehicle. After finding a vehicle, the player is instructed to pick up Mike, who limps over to the vehicle

Mike enters the vehicle. The player is then instructed to drive to the hospital. During the drive, a conversation erupts

Neil: You know Mike, that was a real stupid thing you did back there-

Mike: It wasn't stupid!

Neil: You jumped off the roof after I offered to get you a ladder. If anything, it's your own damn fault-

Mike: Of course it's my own fault. I didn't practice enough. Like, didn't you jump out of planes for the army?

Neil: Yeah, but we had parachutes. You had nothing but the clothes on your back-

Mike: Then I'll get hold of parachutes. Wait-

Neil: What?

Mike: I don't need no parachute. Because I'm a fucking ninja!

Neil: You're not a ninja-

Mike: Don't question the way of the ninja. I am a ninja! I am a walker of the shadows! A warrior of the night! I can karate chop you head in and smoke your life like a cigar-

Neil: *Laughs* You do that and I'll snap your neck.

Mike: Woah, that's fucking awesome dude! Where'd you learn that?

Neil: Army-

Mike: Wicked flip friggin' awesome, amigo. I'll have to look into the army.

The player arrives at the hospital. Upon arrival, a short cutscene occurs

Neil and Mike are sitting in the parked vehicle

Neil: You want me to go in there, make sure you check yourself in okay?

Mike: Thanks, but no thanks, Neil. I'll go in as one man and come out as two strong men! Later on, amigo.

Mike exits the vehicle and limps into the hospital as Neil calls out to him

Neil: Till next time, bud!

Mission Passed