- This Is Not A Love Song - P.I.L.
- Head Over Heels - Tears For Fears
- Kissing The Pink - Big Man Restless
- Love My Way - Psychedelic Furs
- Mr. Roboto - Styx
- Electric Blue - Icehouse
- Catch The Fox - Den Harrow
- Physical - Olivia Newton John
- Man On The Corner - Genesis
- Sweet Dreams - Eurythmics
- Enola Gay - OMD
- Blue Monday - New Order
- Don't You Forget About Me - Simple Minds
- Live Is Life - Opus
- Life's What You Make It - Talk Talk
Joe: Hello everyone, I am Joe Warner. It is a pleasure to be your new radio host for Flashback FM after the previous host hung herself in her bathroom. Flashback FM would like me to host the best classic pop and new wave across the city, so without further ado, here's the best classic pop and new wave!
Joe: Woah! Those were some hits! Now let's roll to commercials.
Joe: I remember seeing these guys play live in 1989 and that's when I accidently concieved my first child. To all you young listeners out there, wear a condom.
Joe: We'll be right back after these words from our sponsors!
Joe: Run for your lives everybody! We've got a lineup of the best pop, electro, and new wave blasting through to you!
Joe: *Screams* We have to listen to our sponsors!
Joe: I was at the mall a few days ago and I thought I saw Phil Collins and I was like "Woah! That's Phil Collins!" So I go up to him and it turns out it wasn't Phil Collins. Here's some Phil Collins for you!
Joe: We'll be right back on Flashback FM, where every night's a dance party!
Joe: Who remembers the clothes? Who remembers the hair? Does anyone remember the morning after? This is flashback FM!
Joe: We have to take a commercial break. This is Joe Warner, and I'll be right here where you left me!
Joe: Let's put on another record, shall we? A nice, sleek record that makes you say "Woah! That guy knows what's good music!"
Joe: I guess my fun of listening to that song in complete darkness is over. Time for some commercials!