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Liz Seiler's PageEdit

Information

  • Birthday: December 11th, 1994
  • Relationship Status: Anybody but you
  • Sex: Female
  • Languages: English, German
  • Religious Views: I'm still waiting for Jesus to bring the porkchops
  • Political Views: Take all the welfare cunts and shove a sprunk bottle up their ass
  • Occupation: Full time raver
  • About: Videospiele sind meine Lieblings Videospiele.

StalkingEdit

PicturesEdit

  • Profile Picture - Liz is dancing hakken in her room. Her side it to the camera.
  • Viewable Picture 1 - Liz is sitting on the hood of her Sultan TT, with one foot on the ground and the other on the bumper.
  • Viewable Picture 2 - Liz and Kane are in Digital Underground, making angry faces into the camera.
  • Viewable Picture 3 - Liz is sitting on Kane's scooter, wearing a Stalhelm and smirking into the camera.

Trey Steven's PageEdit

Information

  • Birthday: April 4th, 1995
  • Relationship Status: Looking for a lady who won't rat me out to the government.
  • Sex: Male
  • Languages: English, Intergalactic morse code
  • Religious Views: Religion is a lie propagated by the government to oppress regular dudes
  • Political Views: FUCK THE LYING, CHEATING, GENOCIDAL GOVERNMENT.
  • Occupation: Cashier at Shabimbim's Hobbies
  • About: Everything you fucking know about the government is a lie. How shaken up are you about that? I'm not. I fucking knew all this ever since the day I crawled out of my mom's womb. And ever since then, I've been yearning to know the truth. All I know so far is that the North Yankton National Guard is fighting a secret war with Canadian Mounties over some pipelines and the Romans DID NOT create the scarf (rather Albert Einstein's hunchbacked next-door neighbor, Otto Sasser). Despite all these terrifying claims, we're still a FAR way away from knowing the truth.

StalkingEdit

  • Popstar Games
  • shittheydon'twantyoutoknow.com
  • Vom Feuer GmbH

PicturesEdit

Kane Gretswell's PageEdit

Information

  • Birthday: August 6th, 1994
  • Relationship Status: I hope you like ropes
  • Sex: Yes
  • Languages: English, Spanish
  • Religious Views: I once fisted a Jehovas Witness who was stupid enough to come to my place to talk about their shit
  • Political Views: Fuck politics
  • Occupation: Legit motherfucker
  • About: Sometimes the light's all shining on me, other times I can barely see, lately it occurs to me, what a long strange trip it's been.

StalkingEdit

  • Popstar Games
  • Kut
  • Brutal Burger

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Todd Myall's PageEdit

Information

  • Birthday: Feburary 24th, 1995
  • Relationship Status: Single
  • Sex: Male
  • Languages: English
  • Religious Views: Godjesus
  • Political Views: wat
  • Occupation: Motor Vehicle Theft hitman
  • About: My name is Todd Myall. I live in Barberville, Maryland with my Uncle Neil and Aunt Sarah. My best friends are Liz, Trey, and Kane. I went to school with them and they were nice to me. I like video games, happy hardcore, and making videos to put on the internet. I am the crack child of reality and sillyness. I have to stop typing because I am running out of space to type. Goodbye.

StalkingEdit

  • Popstar Games
  • Brutal Burger
  • Washington Injuns

Viewable PicturesEdit

  • Viewable Picture 1 - Todd Laying on his bed looking at the camera with a stoic facial expression
  • Viewable Picture 2 - Todd happily standing next to an overturned car

Neil Myall's pageEdit

Information

  • Birthday: April 30th, 1974
  • Relationship Status: Married
  • Anniversary: December 3rd, 1996
  • Sex: Male
  • Languages: English
  • Religious Views: Episcopal
  • Political Views: Lawton done went and messed everything up.
  • Occupation: Carpenter
  • About: My name is Neil Myall. I am 39 years old and I proudly served this country in the 82nd Airborne Divison in the early 1990s as a paratrooper in the Balkan region. Then, me and some of my squadmates got captured by th enemy, but we ended up getting out. They made a movie about it. I tried to sign up for another tour of duty, but they didn't allow me on some "mental ground" bullshit, so here I am, in my good ol' hometown, putting up house frames.

StalkingEdit

PicturesEdit

  • Profile Picture - Neil is standing in front of a construction site with his hands in his pockets and a hardhat on
  • Viewable Picture 1 - Neil is standing with Sarah in front of their house, holding eachother around the waist and smiling
  • Viewable Picture 2 - Neil, Sarah, and Todd are all having their picture taken at a fancy restaurant. Neil & Sarah are focused at the camera, while Todd is distracted by his phone
  • Viewable Picture 3 - Neil is standing in front of a burnt-up Balkan street, dressed in army fatigues and holding an M16 rifle. He has much shorter hair and a thinner mustache. The photograph is dated "6-13-1994".

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